Sunday, October 21, 2007

STUDY break 2

CHECKLIST for final exam
: an ass wide enough to put any elephant to shame
: eye-bags heavy. and make sure it's super dark!so that every1 suspect u put heavy make-up..what's that call? yeah..smoky effects.
: u must look older than ur age. period! in one night. preferably with those white streaks
: ur face hor. must be full WITH pimples. dont let any smooth surfaces go untended.
: if u wanna die before the exam start, u only have one way to commit suicide- die of caffeine overdose. so others know u die of keeping awake to study!

dont worry about not remembering half of what u cramp the night before, because u already won HALF of the battle even before the exams start.

kiasu-ness rules..

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